- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See an attractive specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
dulce Yodog .
love the spring & summer.
love pumkin pie
love cheesecake
love prank calling
love God
Love my family & friends
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omg hahahahahahahahah that sucks
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but like niall has gotten so freaking sexy lately and i know hes been attractive buT jfc hes been hiding those arms for so long and now all he wants to wear is tank tops and hats wow ok niall touch me
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